Pub Etiquette

How does one spell etiquette? I've kind of shot myself in the foot before I've even begun here.

I had a lovely lunch with my Aussie mate Tara and we had managed to procure a rather overstuffed sofa in the pub. We'd been there enough time for me to drink rather too many coronas and then we were taken over by a herd of oiks playing American pool. Boys, can I just point out that firing the cue ball at the head of a lady is not the way to work your way into her heart. The oik fires his cue ball at Tara, she ducks just in time, he gives her a winning smile and says "That's for you ladies!". Thanks guy. I appreciate your concern and dubious pool skills. We got up and sat somewhere else. Eat that.

*nervous cough*

Hello. Now I've shoved myself here and made myself start a blog, I don't know what to say.

I have this weird issue with having too many thoughts in my head and a real desire to get them all out. Today I seem to have one main thought revolving slowly around my brain like a goldfish in a bowl...

Q: What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

A: A weasel is weasily recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.

Heh. I love that joke. I think that's a suitable first post for me...