Cowbells? Bloody COWBELLS?!!

Well. Now I'm really pissed off. Having spoken to my good friend The Pook, it turns out that the world cup opening ceremony involved giant cowbells attached to the waists of around 50 people standing in a circle. They rang the cowbells by gyrating furiously. According to The Pook, this was so funny that she first laughed hysterically and then started choking. A near death experience then. I wish I'd seen it. No one loves ridiculous opening ceremonies more than me. You should see me during the Olympics.

God it's hot in here. I've been forced to put my hair in bizzare shepherdess plaits to keep my head cool. Plus the dog is in here sleeping and smelling like fart. Dirty beast.