"Full of it" indeed...

So the other day, I saw this in the newspaper. Of course, I grabbed my trusty digital camera and snapped away because, quite frankly, no one would believe that a toy like this could exist.

Having dumped the plastic-haired, blatently gay Ken, Barbie has bought a new pet. You feed it "biscuits", it poos, Barbie picks it up with her 8 foot long poop scooper. Very posh. No plastic bag on groping hand for her!Thing is, the way your eye is drawn around the article does give a rather hideous view of what is actually happening. Observe...






...See? Words fail me on this picture. There must be something very wrong with this dog. As we all know, dogs are masters of the whole 'squat and gurn' technique. I've never known a sheer stream of pellets emerge from a dog's butt before. Sheep, yes.

And this was just about the point when it all becomes slightly disgusting.

So kiddies, as you can see, no animal shits on the floor on Barbie's watch, no siree. She'll make you eat that crap.... EAT IT!! And you'll like it!

Don't try and tell me this is going to be a big selling toy. (Boy I can't wait to see the advert on TV though!) Obviously I want one, but what kid will buy it? You just know you'll lose all those biscuits/poos within the first week, especially as they seem to come out Niagra Falls stylee. Not cool, Barbie. Not cool at all.