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Friday, October 27, 2006

Feel that?.... Know what that is?... Well...

I have just been browsing the internet for symptoms of a heart attack. It's always good to be prepared. This was without a doubt my favourite list of symptoms... See if you can guess why.

The American Heart Association and other medical experts say the body likely will send one or more of these warning signals of a heart attack:

Uncomfortable pressure, fullness, squeezing or pain in the center of the chest lasting more than a few minutes.
Pain spreading to the shoulders, neck or arms. The pain may be mild to intense. It may feel like pressure, tightness, burning, or heavy weight. It may be located in the chest, upper abdomen, neck, jaw, or inside the arms or shoulders.
Chest discomfort with lightheadedness, fainting, sweating, nausea or shortness of breath.
Anxiety, nervousness and/or cold, sweaty skin.
Paleness or pallor.
Increased or irregular heart rate.
Feeling of impending doom.

Well thankfully I am only suffering with one of these. I've had it for quite a few years. Jesus. A symptom of a heart attack is a feeling of impending doom? Just Mother Nature's little joke.

In the light of North Korea and the US having their little nuclear tiff I should imagine we're all suffering from a little 'impending doom'.

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