Bloody cheek!

Just spotted this lurking on my profile:

Age: 250
Gender: Female
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Zodiac Year: Rat
Location: London : United Kingdom

What the Hell is this about? How dare you speculate about my age! And my zodiac sign, which for your information is the monkey and not the rather suspect rat. (at least it's not the pig.. )If I want to make light of my age, I shall do so.

"New Blogger", I am not finding you as delightfully saucy as you might assume.

*rolls eyes* ....250 years old, for God's sake. That's not even an amusing number. Just old. Probably the same age as the flush toilet or something.