more on scientology... And penises...peni...whatever.

I'm watching this weird programme on Scientology. It's all a bit strange. Most strange was a man saying that Scientology was the study of life. Uh... Isn' t that biology...?

Pfft. I have things to say. I can't remember any of them. A six day week beginning with a train back from Bristol to London in the aftermath of a family wedding has made me lose all ability to think.

I leave you with this thought from last week's RS lesson:

'Miss... What's circumcision?'

Closely followed by:

'Oh. ........ What's a foreskin?'

I needed a very strong drink after that one.

Plus I had an argument with some noxious little oik about how to pronounce the word 'Medieval'. I'm just going to check if I was right. I was sure I .... OH GOD! Someone just said it on the TV. Just this second! *hums the Twilight Zone music*

I was right. And now he will be savagely mocked for being so condescending. Ha ha ha hahahahah!