The Best Christmas Jumper EVER!!!

Merry Christmas Eve. Bah humbug.

OK, I was at this Christmas party the other day and a woman came up and spoke to me. I have no idea what she said because I was frozen, rabbit-style, in the glare of what must have been the most incredible Christmas jumper that I had ever seen. Ok, now, strictly speaking it was actually a cardigan, but that just made it better. Said cardie was navy blue and managed to cover a myriad of festive themes. On the left side was a huge rendition of Rudolph's face and he appeared to be wearing a christmas jumper and scarf himself. On the other side was Santa and when she turned, there was a snowman with a carrot nose and a scarf. Obviously, I was rather saddened that he was also not wearing a christmas jumper, thusly completing the theme. It was also snowing over all the cardigan. WHO MADE THIS??!?!?! Someone sat and created this piece of festive tat! The best thing? It had christmas tree buttons! I've never seen such a thing in my life. It was great. I'm getting one.