Izzy Whizzy, let's get Quizzy.

I have complained many times about people who have blogs and do those silly quiz things. You aren't famous! Nobody cares etc etc... Without further hypocrisy: here is mine. If you can tell me how to put it behind a cut tag thing, I'll love you forever. Or you could just do it for kudos - whatever...

1.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Probably pondered the ongoing struggle of girl vs weird fringe.

2. How much cash do you have on you? Not a lemon.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? Nothing funny, I can tell you that much. Spore?

4. Favorite planet? Uranus. Obviously.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Probably my dad. He has a gift for ringing my phone when I don’t have it. Because he forgets that I have a job and therefore won’t be around at 3.25 in the afternoon.

6. What is your favourite ring tone on your phone? This one that the lovely Ren sent me via Bluetooth. It sounds like a squeaky toy and sends the dog completely bonkers. I have popped my Bluetooth cherry, though sadly no one wants to do it with me again…

7. What shirt are you wearing? A brown t-shirt with writing down one side. I haven’t worn it for about a year so it smells a bit like musty wardrobe. Sex-y.

8. Do you label yourself? I once wore a label that said my name and “How may I annoy you?” underneath. I wanted to write ‘how may I service you?” but apparently that’s not very professional. Huh.

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing? Birkenstocks

10. Bright or Dark Room? Bright if it’s daylight, but then not if I’m trying to watch a film or play on the Xbox. I am a woman of conflicting opinions. These ‘or’ questions don’t work for me.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? Sweet, I guess. He wrote 'Earth' for Q4 so I was a tad suspicious.

12. What does your watch look like? I have a couple, this one is blue plastic cheapness, but has lasted longer than any of my more expensive ones.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing Lego Batman. Shut up.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
The Pook saying something about a man on Strictly Come Dancing’. He had hilarious trousers or something. I missed said trousers as the boys were doing very funny dancing with each other in front of the screen because I wouldn’t let them watch X factor.

15. Where is your nearest 7-11? No idea.

16. What's a word that you say a lot? Titwank. Hahaha. No, I jest. Probably ‘shush’.

17. Who told you he/she loved you last? One of the boys. He didn’t mean it like that though. He meant ‘I am very fond of you, my old teacher’.

18. Last furry thing you touched? A teddy. I was telling one of the boys to hug it to make him feel better. It didn’t work, he claimed, but at least he stopped crying.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? I have ‘done’ no drugs, actually.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? None. I am firmly a digital convert.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Probably eight or nine. Before puberty dealt me a bashing with the grumpy stick. Either that, or being 19 and at university. Oh the fun of living with boys!

22. Your worst enemy? Unsightly body hair.

23. What is your current desktop picture? It’s blue. My own laptop has a photograph of the sea in Cornwall. Yeah. Pretentious. I know.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“Thanks. That was really helpful.” It was basically a lie.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? I’ll take the money please, Bob.

26. Do you like someone? I like lots of people. Are you being coy?

27. The last song you listened to? Some obscure piece of church music being yodelled by a tiny choirboy on his way to the toilet or something.

28. What time of day were you born? Early. I was never into mornings after that traumatic experience.

29. What’s your favorite number? Somewhere in the range of 3865.34 and 3865.39 inclusively.

30. Where did you live in 1987? I was in London. As always.

31. Are you jealous of anyone? I am jealous of people who have weekends free.

32. Is anyone jealous of you? Yes. Everyone is jealous of my good looks and charm.

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened? On a boat in the middle of a Scottish lake. Not loch. There’s a difference.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? I haven’t used a vending machine for about 20 years. I would probably speak to a manager or press lots of buttons before walking away…Then return at a screaming, full-speed run, attack the machine, crashing into it without dislodging any goods or money and collapse into a weeping heap on the floor, finally spent.

35. Do you consider yourself kind? Apparently I am, but most of the time I am a harsh bitch to children. In a good way. They still all fight to sit next to me… Strange things.

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? It would have to be somewhere it wouldn’t show at work and I’d like to have it where I could see it without doing acrobatics in a mirror.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Klingon.

38. Would you move for the person you loved? I reckon. Would they move for me, though?

39. Are you touchy feely? A bit. Depends how skanky you are!

40. What’s your life motto? I can always do it later.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times? My watch, contact lenses, eyebrows.

42. What’s your favourite town/city? Brighton. But I am still a London girl at heart.

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash? Dinner on Wednesday. I completely miscounted £28 by counting every pound coin as two pound coins. Idiot.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
I RSPVed to a wedding invitation, but sounded like an utter arse, because I didn’t know what to write.

45. Can you change the oil on a car? I could probably manage with the help of mother internet.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? He has a beard… and yet I still 'would'.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry? Not far. I know my great great grandfather was killed by a snow plough. A good way to go…

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? My cousin’s wedding. Very excellent shoes. And a dress and stuff. I am going start using the phrase 'dress fancy', that cracks me up. Fancy! Ha!

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now? No. My ear itches a bit.

50. Have you been burned by love? A tad singed, perhaps.